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July 21, 2008

Don't feed the bears . . .

. . . on anything less than our bear resistant Melamine dishes.

If you're like me - you've got three thumbs.  Fortunately, they make dishware for the oh so - not so delicate types . . . 

Melamine often is used in kitchen utensils and plates (such as Melmac) and is quite durable. These plates are the perfect choice for poolside and outdoor entertaining - they are shatterproof, chip resistant and dishwasher safe - hell, they might even survive your bear friends.

 

Adirondack Bear Kitchen Ware

 

 

As with most plastic dishes, keep them out of the microwave. 

Adirondack Bear Kitchenware

 

 

July 15, 2008

Playful Bear Sphere Holder

Playful Bear Sphere HolderThe histroy of the sphere holds deep meaning and sentimental value ranging from science and mathematics to the spirtiual and artistic world.

This playful sphereholder measures 2"H x 3.5"W x 2.5"D and is made of iron.
 
 

July 14, 2008

Butt Hole Bear

OK, we have Ggreg Taylor to thank for this one.  Mr Taylor used to work several doors down from The Complete Bear - but he has moved on . . .  How will we ever stay in the know without his worldy insights?

Butthole Bear 

One day, Mr Taylor stopped by all giggley and said "You must try this!"

He promptly turned the adorable cub over and offered me a probe.  I was reluctant at first - but you know - a good willing probe is hard to resist - so . . .

"Let's play a special game - Stinkfinger"

Butt Hole Bear

 Oh, you dirty bear!!!   I know what everyone is getting for christmas this year!!

July 07, 2008

Getting married?

Bear Wedding Cake TopperNow that you and BF have finally decided to tie the knot, there is so much to do. 

  • Have BF's flannel pressed
  • Decide between sit down and all you can eat buffet (that's a no brainer)
  • Argue over how many exes to invite
  • Figure out how to keep your mother from reenacting Fred Sanford's heart clenching cry - "I'm coming, I'm coming to join you honey."

We can't help with your mother, but we can help make your day special.  These adorable bears can adorn your cake top in all its woofyness . . .

 Bear Wedding Cake Top

 

July 02, 2008

Leather CyberBears

Kilt with leather accessoriesA big ole bear hug

 
I wanted to thank Mike and Ken over at CyberBears. They posed for a Twisted Photo shoot.

 

Kilts, slings, leather and more – OH MY!!

 
Thanks again guys, you’re the best!

 

Leather CyberBear Shoot 

June 24, 2008

Honey, can I keep him?

Recently, husbear and I were up in Tahoe - and you know I was sniffing around for a cute little bear!!  Oh, get you minds out of the gutter - LOL

Rustic Bear with Lantern

Whether it's a Rustic Bear with Lantern to brighten your way, Garden Bear to guard the gate or a Bear Door Stop - each piece will become a cherished keepsake for years to come.
And yes - husbear let me take the cute little fellow home with us after all.
WOOF!
 
 

June 10, 2008

Git along little doggies . . .

We are heading off to 2008 Sierra Stampede Rodeo and Festival - July 26-27, 2008

Yum cowboys!!

Pride Ranch

Pride Ranch
 
 
Cowboys Welcome Sign
 
Go Away Sign
 
Team Roping Wind Chimes
 
 
Rodeo Wind chimes
 
Buck Nekkid Party Pack
 
Bucking Horse Glass Ornament
 
 
Calf Roper Glass Ornament
 
 
Bull Rider Glass Ornament
 
Barrel Racer Glass Ornament
 
Belts and Buckles

 Shop for western gear today

June 06, 2008

Braveheart Bear?

Leather and camouflage kiltsThe kilt - an ancient and noble garment is a remnant of the early Celtic race of Caledonia.  When kilts were first made they were very basic in design, basically consisting of a large plaid piece of material about 2 yards wide, and 4 - 6 yards long.

The kilt had many advantages - it provided easy movement, while warm enough to keep the harsh highland cold weather at bay.  The word kilt is a Scottish word meaning to tuck up the clothes around the body or can also mean pleated.

Our kilts have taken the historic garment and added a contemporary flare.  Made of a light weight material with leather accents - these kilts are attractive, comfortable and have a fully functioning leather pouch.

WOOF!

Leather Kilts 

May 29, 2008

Bear-friendly leather is here . . .


Leather Bear Man

 

 

Recently, we headed off to IML XXX, but somehow we never quite made it out of the dungeon.

 WOOF! Indeed!

 
We did a photo shoot at IML for our new bear leathers.  Check them out

 

Bear friendly leathers 

 

 

May 24, 2008

The Sex Club Murders

Sex Club MurdersSummer is for trashy novels.  You know the kind your mom used to keep buried in the nightstand. Well, this isn’t your mom’s Jackie Collins novel!!  Here’s to a little one handed reading this summer.    

Combing the love of detective fiction with kink is a pretty tricky balancing act, but Markus Larsen does just that with "The Sex Club Murders." It's just the first story in this hot and clever set of hard-handed reading. From there, you'll run the gamut from "Surviving Master's Hell" to "The Purification."

Markus Larsen, the kinky cub has been in the leather community close to three decades. He is a co-founder of the nations premiere Leather Boys Clubs and is a member of organizations as diverse as Mystery Writers of America and the Chicago Hellfire Club.

A reader’s review -  

The debut collection of stories from Markus Larsen contains some really creative kink. He mixes a fondness for Mystery Lit with his SM, making the title track one of the more interesting fetish stories to hit the racks for some time. Oddly enough, it's also the story with the least amount of bump-n-grind. It's followed by "Dick Strong and the Case of The Missing Slave," which puts the Queen back in Ellery Queen. And the sex, too.

The remaining stories are solid fantasy reads, with particular imaginative plots in "Surviving Master's Hell" and "Black Cross New Mexico" being the strongest. Bushy faced leathermen doing dirty things to each other lurk all through "The Sex Club Murders and Other Kinky Tales." This is good, highly recommended bed-stand reading.

The Sex Club Murders

May 12, 2008

It's Leather Season

  It's Leather Season
 

Leather HarnessAs the leather season kicks into high gear - This belt buckle is the perfect accent to your leather wardrobe.

3.5 inches x 3 inches Hand Cuff Pewter Buckle

Over the next few weeks look for us at IML and Bear Pride in Chicago, and of course Dore Alley in San Francisco. Come up and say hello - you can also pay respects to the Mistress.

April 28, 2008

Mama Bear

Mother's Day is Sunday May 11, 2008

Turquoise Skies Strand Bracelet

With over 2000 items (and growing!), you’re bound to find something from Big Sky Silver Jewelry that is a perfect addition to her collection.

April 22, 2008

Cythian Bear Pendant

 
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-97971472767885_2006_4442278Cythians or Scyths were horse-riding nomads originally of Iranian stock, who dominated the northern steppes of the Black Sea.

Cythian art represented their common life, warfare and popular games, sports and so on. A significant place in cythian art was occupied by the images of wild animals (lions, snow leopards, panthers, indomitable horses) representing the Cyth's dominance over his domain.

This iconic tribal piece reflects the quiet strength of the bear and is designed to be worn by the modern warrior.

The sterling sliver Cythian Bear measures just about 2 inches wide and 1.5 inches tall and is handsomely displayed on a braided leather cord.

Cythian Bear Pendant 

March 28, 2008

Bear Resort Towel

Our fresh new embroidered bear resort towel is precisely the thing for moments when softness and relaxation are all that matter.  This stylish towel is subtle enough for your local watering hole, yet butch enough for Lazy Bear!

Bear resort towel
 

Thanks to bonded cotton with an increased surface area, Zero Twist yarn has a higher absorbency than standard terry loop. Available in tan or blue.

  • 100% cotton
  • Dobby weave hem
  • Dimensions: 30 w x 58 l; 15.25 lbs/doz

March 22, 2008

Spring into Savings

Bear pendant

 

Great gifts at up to 50% off.  We bought too many or found them for a great price. When they are gone, they are gone!

Shop our entire sale collection 

 

March 14, 2008

Bear-friendly leathers

 Finally, Leather for You
 Bear-friendly leathers

Lazy Bear Gear Great looking, great fitting, bear-friendly leather is here. Sizes up to 7X.

The Twisted Bear provides the bear and leather communities the single source they need for fine bear leathers and toys. We offer leathers for the bear - full sizes and custom work to meet all of your leather needs.

Celebrating the Leather Life in Bear Style

The Twisted Bear 

March 10, 2008

Life on the D-List?

I wish . . .

A picture of Kathy Griffin & me at IBR Maul discussing items from The Complete Bear.   

 

Kathy Griffin at IBR 

Picture courtesy of Rusty Spot

 

 

March 07, 2008

BUTT CREAM™

from Rough Night™

Butt cream from Rough NightFeeling Sore? Been going at it all night, and ready for a quick dose of comfort? Then Butt Cream is the answer you've been looking for.

Butt Cream isn't a lube, a powder, or a gel. It's a smooth, clean, unscented cream specifically intended to soothe your aching butt.

Butt Cream's simple, natural ingredients won't sting or irritate your sensitive parts. There are no colorings, scents, or unnecessary additives to get between you and relief.

If you've already discovered the difference Butt Cream can make, order some now for yourself and your buddies!

Butt Cream will do it for you every time.

Made from: Deionized water, aloe vera, glycerin, glyceryl stearate, silk protein, peg-100 and isopropyl myristate, Vitamin E, dimethicone, methyl paraben, propyl paraben, allantoin, panthenol, Vitamin A, and Vitamin D
 

 

February 21, 2008

A Bear in the Garden


Bear Stonecast Planter
 

Bear Stonecast Planter

The nature of the stone has a number of advantages, it has the appearance of carved stone at a fraction of the cost, and it ages much like natural stone, developing a rich patina quite rapidly.
 
He'll be a welcome addition to your garden. 
 

February 11, 2008

Lazy Bear

Lazy Bear ClothingThe Complete Bear is honored to be chosen as the official outlet for Lazy Bear merchandise.  100% of the proceeds from Lazy Bear merchandise goes to the Lazy Bear Fund.
 

Lazy Bear Weekend, founded in 1995 (the Lazy Bear Fund was officially founded in 2005), is a not-for-profit organization committed to helping and supporting a diversity of outreach and educational programs which benefit our brothers and sisters in the LGBT community.

 

The Lazy Bear Fund is committed to raising much-needed funds for these programs through a variety of fun, inclusive and spirited events geared towards celebrating our brotherhood and unity. LBW challenges participants and the bear to take responsibility to help those most in need while keeping the "fun" in fundraising.

 
 
 

January 26, 2008

BRRR


 It's cold out there . . .


Whether you're freezing your butt in Sheboygan or shoveling snow in Buffalo - it's cold out there!

Softer and warmer than fleece, these unique throws are made from an innovative fabric twenty years in the making. Called Microplush®, this hi-tech pile fabric is knitted with a very fine denier acrylic fiber making it light, soft and comfortable to touch. Machine washable, Microplush® is naturally water resistant, colorfast and stain, odor and mildew resistant. Denali Microplush® throws are said to "feel like a hug".

Denali's fine acrylic MicroPlush bedding is machine washable and made in the USA. Denali uses a 60" center of patterned fabric with coordinating solid color drops on each side. Our bedspreads are then backed in a coordinating solid fabric.

What a wonderful way to end your day...in the warmth of Denali bedding.


Well that and a fuzzy husbear!
 

Denali Throws 

January 21, 2008

Dining at Great American Lodges

Dining at Great American Lodges
Dining at Great American Lodges includes full-flavored recipes from lodge chefs, luscious food photography, and photos of each lodge. Home cooks will enjoy making Roast Duck Breast from Lake Placid Lodge, Roasted Beet Salad from Sundance, and Marionberry Crisp from Timberline Lodge. Quotes about the beauty of nature by Thoreau, John Muir, and Teddy Roosevelt will inspire hearts and imaginations.

On the companion music CD, instrumentalists of the Big Sky Ensemble blend bluegrass, country, western swing, slack key, and jazz. Inspired by traditional American songs, their music is a cross-country journey to enjoy while cooking, dining, and relaxing at home.
 

January 12, 2008

Leather Party Supplies

Leather Party Pack Maybe, the Hello Kitty plates left over from your last birthday doesn't quite send the message you were hoping for.

 

Wanna butch it up a bit?  Check out the leather themed party accesories.  

 

Now, if someone could just tell us how to get lube out of the carpet.  Sigh.

 

 

December 21, 2007

Got Bear Lube?

Bare Skin Intimate Gel LubricantThis cute little cub has the stuff you have been looking for! Formulated especially for those who care and desire Bear intimacy. Water Based, Long Lasting, Silky Smooth, Natural Feeling, Light Lube, Petroleum Free.
 
Comes in this handy squeeze bear container.

Ingredients: Purified Water, Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Polyquaternium 5, Methylparaben, Propylparben

6 oz. size.
 
 
 

December 17, 2007

Maine Bear 4 Piece Place Setting

Maine Bear 4 piece Place SettingEvery piece of Maine Bear salt glaze pottery is handmade in Maine. Each piece will vary in color and texture. Handfuls of rock salt are thrown into the white hot kiln, allowing the shimmering fire to glaze every piece in a unique way. This pottery is very durable and made to be used. Oven proof, microwave and dishwasher safe.


Place setting is dinner plate, luncheon plate, soup bowl, and classic mug. Also available by the piece.


Maine Bear Dishware

 

December 09, 2007

Beary Merry

Woodsy Bear Pillow

 

Need a little comfort and joy this busy holiday season? How about a warm, fuzzy bear?
 

Nothing brightens the home like a few woofy accessories. 

Our Woodsy Bear Pillow is 18" square and made with New Zealand wool.  

  

 

Bear Holiday Pillow

November 30, 2007

BearNAKED

For cozy den nights...

Bear Naked CD An album for adult 'bear' men.

This one really grows on you ... I like it more each time I listen. Friendly, unpretentious vocals, winning musical arrangements

Great for cuddling ... It's hard to feel blue with music this upbeat and relaxing. Whether you're a bear, an otter, or some other member of the human menagerie, this album is good for whatever ails you.

Just try not to smile ...


 

Bear NAKED

 

November 26, 2007

‘Cyber Monday,’ start of Web holiday shopping season . . .

bear toilet handle Huzbear got up at the crack of dawn on Friday to venture off to the malls.  I rolled over and wondered what I was going to do with 20 lbs of turkey leftovers – Turkey soufflé? Turkey ala King?  Turkey Quiche?  The options are just not pretty.


So to get your holiday shopping off to a beary good start – we’ve developed this must have list for all the bears on your list.  Turkey anyone?

  1. Bear Toilet Handle – What home is complete without this friendly grizzly to enhance your morning ritual?  This magnificent creature won't be hibernating in winter, or become extinct. A perfect addition to your lakeside or mountain cabin, or for that little piece of bear in your version of wilderness.
  2. Brawny Bear Pride MagnetsShow off your Bear Pride colors, perfect for the fridge or your cubicle.  Burly & Brawny – yep, that’s about right!
  3. Built Bear Tough - Very nice long sleeve 100% preshrunk cotton t-shirt with Maltese Cross Bear Logo in center of chest and blue design down the sleeve.
  4. Bearwash Shampoo - Grab some BearWash, a few of your closest bear friends and just add water.  Special formula for beards and pelt.  Great for hair.  No bitter taste! Available in shampoo and conditioner - WOOF!
  5. Bear Boxers – Bear Naked?  Animal in Bed?  Find the boxer that best suits your favorite cub.  Then rip ‘em off him!!
  6. Bear Silver Pendant – Sometimes you gotta go with the bling.  This jewelry is individually hallmark stamped by the London Assay Office of the Goldsmiths' Company to authenticate the metal, as well as the personal stamp of the designer, Neil Garnett.
  7. Denali Bear Throw – Perfect for cuddling by the fireside with Mr. Woofy!  Softer and warmer than fleece, he’ll be naked in no time.
  8. Neoprene Fetish WearHe knows if you’ve been naughty or nice . . .  Have you been a good bear all year?  Then let Santa bring you something naughty from our fetish line.
  9. Bear Cub DVD - Snuggle up to one of the the first feature-length narratives to feature "bears" and their community, many of them quite "woofy." Meet Pedro (José Luis Garca-Pérez) a handsome gay dentist who is unabashedly and fondly known as a "bear" - a gay male who is big and hairy.
  10. Gift Certificates - What to get the bear that has everything? Searching for the perfect gift for Mr. Woofy? Can’t remember if he is an XL or a 2X? Doesn’t matter. No matter what size he comes in, The Complete Bear gift certificate fits.  TheCompleteBear.com gift certificates are convenient, practical and make great gifts for all the bears and cubs on your shopping list.
Happy Shopping . . .

November 23, 2007

The Coffee's a Bruin

Bruins Blend 

If you're like me, you are a bear until you've had your first cup of coffee in the morning.  The aromatic blend can tame the grizzly in all of us. 

Decadently luxurious. Heavenly syrupy body in a laid-back orchestration of pleasant earthy, herbal and warm-spice flavor notes creates a pool of deep ponderance for your palate.

Indonesian based blend of all naturally processed coffees.

Bruin Blend Coffee

 

November 16, 2007

Casual Friday?

Bear claw poloWant to add a little Bear Pride to your wardrobe?

 These stylish polos make any casual Friday just a little bit woofier.

A finely knit shirt that is bound to impress. The interlock knit features a subtle jacquard. A soft, comfortable favorite, this good-looking sport shirt performs nicely with a dash of elegance through repeated wear and washing. 60/40 cotton/poly; jacquard collar and cuffs, contrast placket lining, locker patch, side vents, double-needle hem; plastic buttons.


Size L-3X. Larger sizes available by special order. Allow 4 weeks for delivery of special order.

Bear paw polo

November 12, 2007

It must be time to shop. . .

Starbucks told me so . . .


Bear Wrapped in Lights OrnamentPart of my daily routine is to walk the dogs over to Starbuck's for my morning jolt of caffeine. Yesterday's outing was unremarkable - I exchanged pleasantries with the head barister who has my "usual" ready before I ask, scoped out the new latin boy working the register and waited while some lovely lady held up the line for cream and stuff by chatting loudly into her cell phone. It was 7:45, and she stood between me and the pound of sugar and cream I need to make coffee.

A very dangerous place to be, indeed . . .

But today, the world had changed. My Starbucks was red. No, I mean really red!!

Apparently, the holidays had landed last night: The baristers sported new red t-shirts, the wreaths on the door were red (uh, it's not even Thanksgiving), carols played on the muzak and the impulse items overflowed the countertops. The holidays have entered the building!

Guess, this is my not so subtle way of reminding you the holidays are around the corner. Don't just take my word for it, just ask your local barister!

At The Complete Bear, we have a few items you won't find at your local coffee shop. Bear Boxers, BuiltTough T's, Neoprene Harnesses, and Bear Jock Straps - plenty of items under the tree for your favorite cub.

Oh yea, and if he says he is versatile - try not to giggle!

Shop today 

November 04, 2007

A Measure of Pride

Bear Logo Polo ShirtBeing a man has become a lost art, but help is on the way.  We combine the sensibilities of a weekend at the cabin with the sophistication & style of a night on the town.  The Complete Bear was founded with the intent of restoring the style and service of a traditional men’s store.

The Complete Bear is committed to outfitting the modern bear with solutions that acknowledge his discerning tastes and busy schedule. Our mission is to become the single source of clothing, home furnishings and community for the accomplished bear and his cub.

At The Complete Bear, we measure trust in actions more than words.  We hope you never have to return a selection, but if you do, rest assured you will not be disappointed.

Bear Polo 

October 25, 2007

It's not a party

 

Bear cocktail napkins

 

It's not a party until someone breaks out the bear cocktail napkins.  

Choose from Party Animal, Happy Bear Day, Bear Naked Chef or Bear-B-Q.  

The purrrfect accent to the best bear parties. 

Bear Cocktail Napkins

October 16, 2007

Rainy Day Fun

What do you do on a rainy Tuesday morning in October?  Well, you grab some BearWash, a few of your closest bear friends and just add water. 

 

BearWash Shampoo

 

Special formula for beards and pelt.  Great for hair.  No bitter taste!

Available in shampoo and conditioner - WOOF!

More BearWash pics

October 13, 2007

Warm & Fuzzy

Denali Bear Throw

Denali Beat ThrowIt may be cold outside, but it's always warm with these throws and a furry friend.

Softer and warmer than fleece, these unique throws are made from an innovative fabric twenty years in the making. Called Microplush®, this hi-tech pile fabric is knitted with a very fine denier acrylic fiber making it light, soft and comfortable to touch.

Microplush® is naturally water resistant, colorfast and stain, odor and mildew resistant. Denali Microplush® throws are said to "feel like a hug".

Denali's fine acrylic MicroPlush bedding is machine washable and made in the USA.

Denail Bedding

October 06, 2007

Or wear nothing at all . . .

 

Bear Boxers

 

 

I first saw these boxers on a trip to Anchorage, AK.  I knew right away there is nothin like a good bear bum!!

Comfy and roomy - these boxers are a must have in any bear home.  If you must wear something to bed, it better be these boxers. 

Other styles include - Animal in Bed Boxers, Bear Naked Boxers and