Unsolicited diet advice . . .
It seems like everyone's on a diet, which is fine - but why must they suggest I try it? It's usually people that I don’t know very well. “I’ve lost ten pounds,” they’ll say, “on a low-carb diet.” And without missing a beat, "You should try it. . .”
Huh? Is it me, or is this rude?
No-Diet Zone
I can't tell you how many times I have come up with great comebacks to unsolicited advice. Unfortunately, my natural wit kicks in several hours later as I am tossing and turning over the rude remark. "I shoulda said . . ."
Here's a few you might want to remember:
- "Mom? Is that you?" Look the person right in the eyes to see if they are channeling your mother.
- "The Doctor says I shouldn't diet, it's not good for the baby."
- “When’s the last time you saw a skinny Diva?” Snap optional.
- “OMG, thank you! Have you found Jesus?”
- “I’ve eaten people bigger than you!”
Keep it light and don't be mean (it's not becoming). The goal here is for you to walk away with a smirk and the offender to be completely confused.
Remember - when engaging in a battle of the wits, it is best to be prepared.