So You Wanna be a Porn Star?
Recently, I sat down with the founders of CyberBears – Ken Slater and Mike Zillion. I asked them for their tips for becoming a porn star. (No honey – I'm not considering a career change). Here's what they told me -
Top 10 Tips for Aspiring Porn Stars
- The Internet is Forever – If you don't want it out there, don't film it and don't post it on the Net. Think Paris Hilton (Not that her sex tape hurt her career). Make sure you really want to do this - it may have an impact on you future political career – think "wide stance."
- Brutal Honesty – Ask 3 of your friends - you now the ones that are oh so brutally honest (did someone same bitchy?). They'll be happy to offer an opinion on your career move. Better to hear it from loving (?) bears, than from some producer.
- Don't Be Shy? –If Mr. Happy is camera shy, this is not the career move for you. But if you were the main rides at last year's Bear Pride, and feel comfortable with your body, your sexuality, whatever. . . Bring It, You Stud Muffin You!
- Own It – Power Bottom? Pig? Daddy? French Maid? Ok, maybe not the French Maid – though I'm sure there is a studio for that kind of thing. Whatever you like and excel at, go for it. This is about you and having fun. Who cares what others think . . .
- Practice, Practice, Practice – You really don't want your first orgy scene to as the cameras are rolling. If you're gonna do it on camera, make sure you're good at it. No one likes surprises.
- Don't bite off more than you can chew – Like we said in #4, you might want to try this at home first. Yea, we know your costar is hot – but Mr. Meat of Death isn't gonna be that hot, if he can't hit his mark.
- Not that again – Mix it up a little bit, put those Julliard skills to work. We've all seen the suck, lick, stick repeat video – yawn! If you have a special skill – what are you waiting for?
- Honey, Guess What? – Maybe husbear shouldn't find out about your new career at the release party.
- Play Safe – Yes, Mr. Bear Stud is hot, but you don't where he's been. Better yet, we know where you've been – you little pig you. If you use it, wrap it up!
- Just Say No – If you're not comfortable with something – just say no.
These helpful tips should launch your way to Cyber Stardom. And we can say we knew you when you were just an unknown little cub!!
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yes i wanna be a porn star help me out??
Posted by: steven hightower | February 1, 2008 11:15 PM