Bet this gets him to do the grocery shopping . . .
One of our many fans writes “What foods are good for sex?”
Hot: Here is a question I can answer! Food and sex, yum my favorite combo!
Heavy: You know the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Food and sex have been linked together through out the ages. History is ripe with the human pursuit of aphrodisiacs in many forms – even risking death. For example, the Puffer Fish, considered both a delicacy and an aphrodisiac in Japan. If the poisonous gland is not properly removed, the tiniest taste is deadly. The flirt with death is said to give a sexual thrill. The things we do for love . . .
Hot: Only you would think of that. And, I don’t think that is what our dear reader is asking. I suggest a visit to the produce aisle with his partner. There are always the old standbys like carrots and cucumbers. And a little creative carving can make for an interesting date. And don't forget your condoms!
Heavy: And carrots are good for your eyesight, so you don't have to worry about that going blind thing. Condoms? - I don’t think we have to worry about getting STDs from the vegetables.
Hot: No, it just makes for easier clean up. Going blind? You've been talking to your mother, again - haven't you? Anyway, to continue--a frozen banana can also be fun. Just make sure it freezes in a good shape.
Heavy: As opposed to a bad shape? One of my favorites is sucking on an ice cube before sucking on something else – I just got a shiver thinking about it.
Hot: And don’t forget my personal favorite—chocolate syrup. I suppose if you were worried about the carbs you could make it with cocoa powder and artificial sweetener.
Heavy: Artificial sweetener? You’re the romantic, eh? What about strawberries and whipped cream?
Hot: You can use the spray can to spray whipped cream on the parts you want licked!
Heavy: Cover me from head to toe.
Hot: I like the way you’re thinking.