Huzbear got up at the crack of dawn on Friday to venture off to the malls. I rolled over and wondered what I was going to do with 20 lbs of turkey leftovers – Turkey soufflé? Turkey ala King? Turkey Quiche? The options are just not pretty.
So to get your holiday shopping off to a beary good start – we’ve developed this must have list for all the bears on your list. Turkey anyone?
- Bear Toilet Handle – What home is complete without this friendly grizzly to enhance your morning ritual? This magnificent creature won't be hibernating in winter, or become extinct. A perfect addition to your lakeside or mountain cabin, or for that little piece of bear in your version of wilderness.
- Brawny Bear Pride Magnets – Show off your Bear Pride colors, perfect for the fridge or your cubicle. Burly & Brawny – yep, that’s about right!
- Built Bear Tough - Very nice long sleeve 100% preshrunk cotton t-shirt with Maltese Cross Bear Logo in center of chest and blue design down the sleeve.
- Bearwash Shampoo - Grab some BearWash, a few of your closest bear friends and just add water. Special formula for beards and pelt. Great for hair. No bitter taste! Available in shampoo and conditioner - WOOF!
- Bear Boxers – Bear Naked? Animal in Bed? Find the boxer that best suits your favorite cub. Then rip ‘em off him!!
- Bear Silver Pendant – Sometimes you gotta go with the bling. This jewelry is individually hallmark stamped by the London Assay Office of the Goldsmiths' Company to authenticate the metal, as well as the personal stamp of the designer, Neil Garnett.
- Denali Bear Throw – Perfect for cuddling by the fireside with Mr. Woofy! Softer and warmer than fleece, he’ll be naked in no time.
- Neoprene Fetish Wear – He knows if you’ve been naughty or nice . . . Have you been a good bear all year? Then let Santa bring you something naughty from our fetish line.
- Bear Cub DVD - Snuggle up to one of the the first feature-length narratives to feature "bears" and their community, many of them quite "woofy." Meet Pedro (José Luis Garca-Pérez) a handsome gay dentist who is unabashedly and fondly known as a "bear" - a gay male who is big and hairy.
- Gift Certificates - What to get the bear that has everything? Searching for the perfect gift for Mr. Woofy? Can’t remember if he is an XL or a 2X? Doesn’t matter. No matter what size he comes in, The Complete Bear gift certificate fits. TheCompleteBear.com gift certificates are convenient, practical and make great gifts for all the bears and cubs on your shopping list.
Happy Shopping . . .