Top Ten Things Not To Say To A Bear.
We are out of beer. Cosmo? Do you swallow?
Shouldn't that fur be in cold storage?
I ordered you the diet plate.
Honey, how do you spell depilatory?
I forget, do we believe in monogamy?
Happy Birthday!, I got you a free wax job at the spa, and signed you up with Jenny.
I've always thought Goldilocks got a bad rap.
This only comes in S/M/L.
Are you gonna eat that?